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i'm jessica.
i like things that i like.
mostly:
heels
taxi driver
lindsay lohan
pretty girls & boys
parks and recreation, the office
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind
amschel: “Are you there God, it’s me Leo. You pulled through for Tebow, why not me? What do I have to do? I played a gay man! Several hallucinating men! A drug addict who plays basketball! And a man who can swim but gave it up for some chick in the ocean!! What do I have to do - oh shit, someone saw me. Gotta’ look like I’m thinking about nothing. I’ll talk to you before I go to sleep, like every night.”

amschel:

“Are you there God, it’s me Leo. You pulled through for Tebow, why not me? What do I have to do? I played a gay man! Several hallucinating men! A drug addict who plays basketball! And a man who can swim but gave it up for some chick in the ocean!! What do I have to do - oh shit, someone saw me. Gotta’ look like I’m thinking about nothing. I’ll talk to you before I go to sleep, like every night.”

(via rawsalt)

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